pep talk

wise uncle cam giving me a pep talk

Me and Patrick, my B.F.F.

Don't worry about that spare tire patty, i like my men with love handles

RIP Tatertot

sheesh! at least i don't look like this guy. whenever I think i'm having a bad day, i look up this photo of tatertot, the worlds ugliest dog, reigning champion for 3 years in a row. if you'd like to see more photos, check out his website at http://www.samugliestdog.com/

tatertot, may you rest in peace

they call me crafty mccrafterson

don't lick and drive

doggie long legs

stupid humans

can't...breathe....must....escape....put...me....down...

donde esta el bano?

thanks for the walk, grandma, but can someone please tell me why in sam hell we need to walk a mile to find more than a square foot of grass? I don't know how much longer I can handle this planter box BS, get me some shrubs up in this mug!

the best out of my glamour shots portfolio

moving to the haight

can we please move to the haight district and become hippies and never bathe again. PLEASE?

puppy love

I recently discovered that my exboyfriend, Walter The Dog, some of you may know him as Tinkles, has his very own blog. To my dismay he seems to post no recognition of me or the love that we shared only a few months ago. Given that our love was confined to one 215 NW Park Ave, we were quick lived, but let me assure you Walter The Dog, our love will go on and on, like the Celine Dion song. The launch of this blog signifies my entry into adulthood and my life as a single bitch in a big city.