go to hell, tiny dancer

word at the dog park is this little nutjob named Tiny Dancer is trying to steal my thunder, applying for smallest dog in the guinness book of world records (at a completely unimpressive 4 inches tall & weighing in at a fatty 18 oz).
well I say bugger off. you try and get a modeling contract, and come back and tell me what hard work is!

my very first Target ad

well, here's a sample of my upcoming Target campaign. surely they will fire all human models and go 100% canine, but for now I must be kind to my co-models, as they are only here to make me look good (though Tamera here, she really is my favorite model of the bunch, isn't she just the cats meow?).
this is for all you naysayers who said i would never amount to anything, you said i would never be anything more than a dog, chihuahua, papillon, or otherwise. eat it!
(ok, so the logo is super-imposed for effect, final proofs to come).

loser

Lucy :: future dogstar...newest Target model

you'll never guess what happened to me yesterday!! my sweet auntie took me into her work and I just happened to stroll into a Target ad photo shoot. Naturally, they loved me and I will hopefully be their newest canine model! Until I receive the actual selects of my amazing photo shoot, here is something to tide you over, so you know what's in store (pun intended)...

peeping link

men, what pigs

just me, steph, and audrey

a munchkin among giants

me 'n my homies

vintage lucy and josephine

BFF

why is he looking at me like that?

i don't want to look, does he appear hungry?

oh how I've missed you, blogger

I felt a proper pink tail return was in order... (and yes, I had a marvelous Easter)

yes, I'm the one in the middle with my ass in the cup

AND guess what? I have two new longhair friends with blogs. Lucy fans, meet Tapi and Lola, find a link to their site to the right.

My new years resolution? To blog every day. Let's see how we do...