8.04.2006

i want one!

mom, can i have a kitten for my bday?

a shout out to the kitties: Pompeii, Leela, Stewie, Maggie


My Dumb Cat

My cat never comes when I call her.
She cannot remember her name.
Her brain is the size of a thimble.
And that's why my cat is so lame.

I wonder why cats were invented.
They eat and they drink and they purr.
There's only one trick that they know how to do:
they sit on your lap and shed fur.

8.03.2006

on this day two years ago, an angel was born...

Happy Birthday to ME!!!
I'm two years old today, can someone tell me how old that is in dog years please? Party at the moontower Saturday night, and I'm inviting packs of bitches! BYOB (Bring your own bones).