8.04.2006

a shout out to the kitties: Pompeii, Leela, Stewie, Maggie


My Dumb Cat

My cat never comes when I call her.
She cannot remember her name.
Her brain is the size of a thimble.
And that's why my cat is so lame.

I wonder why cats were invented.
They eat and they drink and they purr.
There's only one trick that they know how to do:
they sit on your lap and shed fur.

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