go to hell, tiny dancer

word at the dog park is this little nutjob named Tiny Dancer is trying to steal my thunder, applying for smallest dog in the guinness book of world records (at a completely unimpressive 4 inches tall & weighing in at a fatty 18 oz).
well I say bugger off. you try and get a modeling contract, and come back and tell me what hard work is!

my very first Target ad

well, here's a sample of my upcoming Target campaign. surely they will fire all human models and go 100% canine, but for now I must be kind to my co-models, as they are only here to make me look good (though Tamera here, she really is my favorite model of the bunch, isn't she just the cats meow?).
this is for all you naysayers who said i would never amount to anything, you said i would never be anything more than a dog, chihuahua, papillon, or otherwise. eat it!
(ok, so the logo is super-imposed for effect, final proofs to come).

loser

Lucy :: future dogstar...newest Target model

you'll never guess what happened to me yesterday!! my sweet auntie took me into her work and I just happened to stroll into a Target ad photo shoot. Naturally, they loved me and I will hopefully be their newest canine model! Until I receive the actual selects of my amazing photo shoot, here is something to tide you over, so you know what's in store (pun intended)...

peeping link

men, what pigs

just me, steph, and audrey

a munchkin among giants

me 'n my homies

vintage lucy and josephine

BFF

why is he looking at me like that?

i don't want to look, does he appear hungry?

oh how I've missed you, blogger

I felt a proper pink tail return was in order... (and yes, I had a marvelous Easter)

yes, I'm the one in the middle with my ass in the cup

AND guess what? I have two new longhair friends with blogs. Lucy fans, meet Tapi and Lola, find a link to their site to the right.

My new years resolution? To blog every day. Let's see how we do...

is that lickable?

City dogs drink Cappucino

xoxoxoxo

Git after it!

Then & Now

only silly dogs wear Doggles

Ok Giz, we really need to draw the line somewhere.

Fashion Show 2006: The BJT Collection

Grandma wanted me to be her sole model for the new fall line. Check it out:

yeehaw!

doggie PJ's, who knew?

an embarrassed hotdog-on-a-stick cashier

um, I hate floral

cute bonnet though, right?

um, you spent HOW much on this cashmere sweater?

way out west there was a lady

she wore her hat low and barked a tad slow...

Dogs of Prey

Ollie and Missy - lookin a bit too hungry

deep thoughts.... by jack handy

Deep Thoughts...
I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.
~Jack Handy

bone doggy

at 10 weeks

at 26 weeks

gettin some!

signature froglegs

when i was just a young buck

So, I've been MIA for a while now. Mom has been working long days and we've been doing a lot of travelling, I'm getting good use out of my new luggage tag, i love my comfy travel suitcase, and the bones I get during takeoff and landing are amazing! Over labor day I visited Grandma, and found these pictures of me when I was a young lady. Here's to a trip down memory lane...

Christmas 2005 - display animal, they nearly put xmas lights on

the day the model scout recognized my talent

lucy vs. hand. lucy weighs in at 1.5 lbs

did you just call me a hamster? I resent that comment

siblings or lovers...you decide, our parents are from IdaHO

now that shit's funny!

sunbathing

and on the seventh day, she said "let there be light"

sleeping beauty

i want one!

mom, can i have a kitten for my bday?

a shout out to the kitties: Pompeii, Leela, Stewie, Maggie

My Dumb Cat

My cat never comes when I call her.
She cannot remember her name.
Her brain is the size of a thimble.
And that's why my cat is so lame.

I wonder why cats were invented.
They eat and they drink and they purr.
There's only one trick that they know how to do:
they sit on your lap and shed fur.